Skunks, so what?

We don't have skunks in my homeland of Turkey.

But we have stink beetles.

They're not as stinky... but you can cram an entire handful of them down the back of someone's pants.

And that gives them that je ne c'est croix, elusive winning factor.

Beetles 1, skunks 0.

Turkey 1, land of skunks 0.